Chapter 1: The Great Struggle

Daisy and Paul were two passionate church leaders who had hit a wall. Their congregation had plateaued, and no amount of potlucks or special guest speakers seemed to help. Much to the consternation of Mrs. Simmons, the church’s oldest and most vocal member, something had to change.

Paul, scratching his head, muttered, “If the Bible says it, then the authority is the highest. But what are we missing?”

Daisy nodded, “It’s a great joy to trust the Bible, to know it’s true from beginning to end. But you know what’s not great? Empty pews.”

After a long discussion fueled by coffee and Mrs. Simmons’ questionable apple pie, they came up with five ideas:

1. Free coffee Sundays.
2. Weekly Bible trivia nights.
3. Community service projects.
4. Social media live streams.
5. Family game night in the sanctuary.

They decided to give each idea a whirl for a year, much like Caleb and Joshua saying, “Yes, we can!” They were ready to face the challenge. Mrs. Simmons, however, was not impressed.

Chapter 2: Coffee, Trivia, and Trials

The first few months were filled with excitement—and caffeine jitters. Free coffee Sundays were a hit… at first. The coffee was free, but apparently, so were people’s opinions. Mrs. Simmons loudly complained that the new latte machine was “the work of the devil.”

Paul’s trivia nights started with a bang. But unfortunately, it turns out people knew less about Leviticus and more about Netflix. One night, Paul asked, “Which apostle was also called Didymus?” and someone shouted, “Is that a Greek restaurant?”

Meanwhile, the community service projects were moving at a snail’s pace. “No one wants to help paint the old church shed,” Daisy sighed. “Apparently, the cost is affordable because it’s free, but so is the lack of interest.”

The Lord continued to speak through their trials, but not quite in the way they had hoped. Mrs. Simmons was ready to remind them at every turn: “Had someone stood beside that dear sister and told her what I most needed, she could not have done differently.” Whatever that meant, Daisy thought, probably involved a mop and a better plan.

Chapter 3: Going Live, Going Crazy

They turned to social media, launching live streams of Sunday services. “This will reach the masses!” Paul exclaimed. Except that their “mass” consisted of five viewers: Daisy’s mom, Paul’s old college roommate, and three bots selling sunglasses.

But the real showstopper was Family Game Night. Kids running up and down the aisles, popcorn flying like manna from heaven, and one too many spills on the communion table. Mrs. Simmons fainted twice, declaring, “This is not the revival I prayed for!”

Despite the chaos, there were moments of joy. Daisy noted, “Follow His voice! The Lord’s doing something, even if it’s mostly noise right now.”

They soon realized that some things were more noise than substance. The free coffee Sundays dwindled, the trivia nights became sparsely attended, and Family Game Night was more of a family fiasco. However, something surprising happened with the community service projects—they started picking up.

Chapter 4: What Worked, What Didn’t

After a year, they sat down to report their findings to the church board, a group consisting of six elderly saints and one very confused intern.

What didn’t work:

• Free Coffee Sundays: Popular, but too costly and didn’t bring real engagement. Mrs. Simmons never recovered from her second fainting spell.
• Trivia Nights: More laughs than learning. The Bible might be the highest authority, but it turns out no one cared about obscure Old Testament facts.
• Family Game Night: Wildly chaotic. Too much mess, too little message.

What worked:

• Community Service Projects: Slow start, but eventually attracted people who wanted to make a difference. One day, a stranger walked in and said, “I heard you’re painting stuff. Can I help?” And just like that, the Holy Spirit spread like wildfire.
• Social Media Live Streams: It seemed a failure at first, but after a few months, people started watching from home. It turned out to be a gateway for those who wouldn’t normally step inside a church.

Paul, with a rare bit of wisdom, concluded, “Also that these words, the things HE has decreed, He is watching actively over His Word, and it WILL be fulfilled, and fulfilled in many SUDDENLY moments.”

Chapter 5: The Unexpected Revelation

The board voted to keep the community service projects and live streams. “These things build connection,” said Mr. Darragh, nodding with approval. Mrs. Simmons, still unconvinced, muttered, “If you get that the right way round you will be as happy as an evangelist.”

Months later, Daisy and Paul were invited to speak at a conference on church growth. They nervously took the stage, armed with their mishaps and small victories.

Paul started, “It’s a great joy to trust the Bible, and to know it’s true from beginning to end.”

Daisy jumped in, “But also, the cost is affordable because it’s free. It’s about love. Love for each other that speaks of the One of which we have been born.”

They shared their stories, got some laughs, and finally, Daisy said, “The key isn’t in the programs. It’s in showing up, even when it’s messy, and loving people where they are. The Lord has heard the cries of His people, and sometimes, it’s through a paintbrush or a camera.”

Paul added, “God doesn’t change. We just keep flying west from now on, following His voice, and He’ll show us the way.”

Then, almost as if on cue, they both said, “Love more. Plan less.” The audience erupted. It was a simple, obvious truth, but it became the conference’s rallying cry, and suddenly, everyone’s churches began to grow. Mrs. Simmons fainted one last time, but this time, it was from joy.